Why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute I have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
we had an assembly about christmas today and the teacher said ”christmas means different things to different people, it means celebrating the birth of christ for some, spending time with family for others and for some it means the doctor who christmas special”
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Ahhh he’s taking me out on New Years (: he’s going to wear his uniform and I’m gonna wear a dress and he’s gonna plan a super cute date (: and we are gonna look super cute it’s gonna be the best night ever