jacquelineann95:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

oh so that’s how it works

I wish I had more creepy followers that wanted to know about my boring life and just asked me a million questions a day.

(Source: pinkcactuskid)

guys im sooo freaking bored having your wisdom teeth out suck someone entertain me 

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen)

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

seifukucat:

i wear the maid outfit in this relationship

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

OH

SHIT